<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373</id><updated>2011-11-28T04:53:25.728-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Incoherent rambling</title><subtitle type='html'>Inane ramblings of an evil penguin in his early 30s. Topics to include books, music, poker, video games, existential angst and generally whatever comes to mind. Drop me a line at eric.cardwell@gmail.com</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1034</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-1849389139415256187</id><published>2010-09-19T05:06:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2010-09-19T05:17:10.241-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Growing roots</title><summary type='text'>I gotta find something to do on weekends. Sitting around the house is killing me. Even just a coupla hours away would make me feel less pathetic. The trouble is I'm trying to not spend too much money, since I'll be on vacation after working this week and would like some spending money. So how did I while away the hours here at the house? Well I played some Halo Reach, which is good. I think my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/1849389139415256187/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=1849389139415256187' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1849389139415256187'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1849389139415256187'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2010/09/growing-roots.html' title='Growing roots'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-4776398964958082368</id><published>2010-09-04T18:29:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-09-04T21:26:14.641-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Everyone has hope at the start of the season. Let me remedy that.</title><summary type='text'>Once again we return to the gridiron, or in actuality the computer screen that tracks the stats from the gridiron. To be completely honest, I'm having to work harder to get excited for this season. The whole Roethlisberger rape thing really put a taint on the season for me. But I'm fighting through it and will probably be fine once the actual season starts.But anyway, the only reason anyone reads</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/4776398964958082368/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=4776398964958082368' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/4776398964958082368'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/4776398964958082368'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2010/09/ep.html' title='Everyone has hope at the start of the season. Let me remedy that.'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-810911114738475448</id><published>2010-05-27T01:24:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2010-05-27T01:52:12.788-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Scrolling back to the first track</title><summary type='text'>So I am still around. I've just been keeping it low key, because... well why not? I'm not that interesting anyway. But I write now more out of my boredom than for worry over yours. I am bored. Even on my days off I'm bored. Just not a lot going on. I spend four days watching tv for money and then spend the next three watching tv for free. I'm on repeat.Just watched Precious, so you'll understand </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/810911114738475448/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=810911114738475448' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/810911114738475448'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/810911114738475448'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2010/05/scrolling-back-to-first-track.html' title='Scrolling back to the first track'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-2104043981124736751</id><published>2010-04-16T07:52:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2010-04-16T07:53:08.132-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Menomena</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/2104043981124736751/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=2104043981124736751' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/2104043981124736751'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/2104043981124736751'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2010/04/menomena.html' title='Menomena'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-556409915898308244</id><published>2010-04-08T16:20:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2010-04-08T16:21:02.942-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Pixels</title><summary type='text'>Awesome</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/556409915898308244/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=556409915898308244' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/556409915898308244'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/556409915898308244'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2010/04/pixels.html' title='Pixels'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-4285170035926682676</id><published>2010-03-31T04:38:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-03-31T04:49:59.483-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Realization</title><summary type='text'>You ever stop and think about how screwed up you are? By you,  I mean me, so don't get all defensive, ok? I realized how entirely damaged a was a month or so ago. It was during one of the interminable snows that forced me and one of my coworkers to sleep at the office. He works days and so when he got up at around 3am we'd hang out and talk for a while.He mentioned that he wanted to write an </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/4285170035926682676/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=4285170035926682676' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/4285170035926682676'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/4285170035926682676'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2010/03/realization.html' title='Realization'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-3684067495210479518</id><published>2010-03-25T03:15:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-03-25T03:31:56.046-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Dogfuckingly nerdy</title><summary type='text'>I'm indulging my nerd tendencies and watching tons of animation lately. I watched Superman/Batman Public Enemies and it was enjoyable, but not great. I also watch Justice League Crisis on Two Earths which I liked a lot. I'm trying to catch up on my DC comic knowledge, since I was a total Marvel nerd as a kid. At the moment I'm watching some episodes of The Tick, which never fails to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/3684067495210479518/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=3684067495210479518' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3684067495210479518'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3684067495210479518'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2010/03/dogfuckingly-nerdy.html' title='Dogfuckingly nerdy'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-3795866735277331816</id><published>2010-03-02T18:52:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-02T19:06:04.306-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Pummel you with a manhole cover</title><summary type='text'>So I'm snowed in again, but at least I'm at home for a change. That's a plus. Went to see Cop Out on Monday and that was not something I can really recommend. Tracy Morgan was funny, but all in all it wasn't great. I also had hot wings, which I now regret for reasons I will not go into, you'll thank me.I'm watching some It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia and it's hilarious. There is guaranteed </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/3795866735277331816/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=3795866735277331816' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3795866735277331816'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3795866735277331816'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2010/03/pummel-you-with-manhole-cover.html' title='Pummel you with a manhole cover'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-4069909131254672393</id><published>2010-02-15T00:11:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-15T00:15:36.178-05:00</updated><title type='text'>tarpit</title><summary type='text'>Here's something no one will expect, a blog from me. I haven't really felt like blogging lately, because not much in my life is worth reliving at the moment. And I kinda get tired of writing this blog like a list of media that I've partaken of, even tho that's the easiest thing. So yeah, Valentine's Day sucks. My 35 year streak continues.See I feel guilty for not writing anything, but when I sit </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/4069909131254672393/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=4069909131254672393' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/4069909131254672393'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/4069909131254672393'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2010/02/tarpit.html' title='tarpit'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-1466128375901205544</id><published>2010-01-21T08:02:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-21T08:04:02.321-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Nearly a month</title><summary type='text'>Wow, I've been neglecting this place something fierce. This will even be a short post as I am tired and need sleep. But I thought I'd put up a little something for my faithful readers... if there are any. I'll try to put up a real post this weekend, not that I have anything particularly edifying to say. More just to say I did really. Off to bed.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/1466128375901205544/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=1466128375901205544' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1466128375901205544'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1466128375901205544'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2010/01/nearly-month.html' title='Nearly a month'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-5041907866383007489</id><published>2009-12-23T06:49:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-23T07:05:48.486-05:00</updated><title type='text'>There's been a mix up somewhere deep inside</title><summary type='text'>With visions of sugar plums dancing in my head I'll drag my lame ass to work through the holidays once again. My patience with this sort of thing is flagging. But whatever, who wants to hear me bitch about work. I bore myself with it sometimes. Can't help it tho, it's hard to get over it when you keep getting dicked over. I mean I stayed at the office for 50+ hours last weekend thanks to snow, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/5041907866383007489/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=5041907866383007489' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5041907866383007489'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5041907866383007489'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/12/theres-been-mix-up-somewhere-deep.html' title='There&apos;s been a mix up somewhere deep inside'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-8530699110409252478</id><published>2009-12-16T05:11:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-16T06:04:18.194-05:00</updated><title type='text'>One last day of freedom</title><summary type='text'>Wow, so my vacation is nearly over. How did that happen? I did have a good time. Actually did some socializing. It was nice to be out on a weekend night interacting with friends. I could get used to that, although I'd better not since I won't be doing it again for months, probably.Spent way too much money, did a bunch of Xmas shopping, watched a ton of movies (I'll get to some of those later), </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/8530699110409252478/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=8530699110409252478' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8530699110409252478'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8530699110409252478'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/12/one-last-day-of-freedom.html' title='One last day of freedom'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-5598823490012452942</id><published>2009-12-12T15:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-12T15:50:46.069-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Bears fans will love this</title><summary type='text'>Super Bowl? Nope, sex offenders.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/5598823490012452942/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=5598823490012452942' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5598823490012452942'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5598823490012452942'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/12/bears-fans-will-love-this.html' title='Bears fans will love this'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-8988973061850498707</id><published>2009-12-09T02:55:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-09T03:08:27.671-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The vacation dilemma</title><summary type='text'>Soooo, I bought a PS3 the other day. Basically for the Blue Ray player, but the games potential is cool, as well. Still, I guess my 360 got jealous and decided to fuck up my Modern Warfare 2 disc and now, won't read it. I played for like three hours last night and 2.5 hours in it tells me it can't read my disc. I eject and try to play again. No problem. Play a little longer and move on. Go back </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/8988973061850498707/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=8988973061850498707' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8988973061850498707'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8988973061850498707'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/12/vacation-dilemma.html' title='The vacation dilemma'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-1258818160528603688</id><published>2009-11-25T07:47:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-25T07:52:09.042-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Silenced FAMAS to the dome</title><summary type='text'>I'm now hooked on the Modern Warfare 2 multiplayer. I finally beat the single player, which was fun, but such a goofy plot. But tonight the multiplayer roped me in good. Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me and hearing the lamentation of thier women was nice. Although I was actually listening to my Ipod and not the lamentation. What can you do.Now I get to work through the holiday, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/1258818160528603688/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=1258818160528603688' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1258818160528603688'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1258818160528603688'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/11/silenced-famas-to-dome.html' title='Silenced FAMAS to the dome'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-7344999618956585345</id><published>2009-11-19T00:48:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-19T01:57:49.203-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Wall of cocks sequence woulda blown peoples minds.</title><summary type='text'>Been quiet here. Between my constant hacking cough and the mind-numbing nature of my life it's been pretty quiet. I've been mostly keeping a low profile, work, sleep, work, sleep. Throw in a couple of movies here and there and that's it. Shit, what the hell have I been doing? I don't even remember. I did speak of the mind-numbing before and here's an illustration.I did pick up Modern Warfare 2, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/7344999618956585345/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=7344999618956585345' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7344999618956585345'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7344999618956585345'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/11/wall-of-cocks-sequence-woulda-blown.html' title='Wall of cocks sequence woulda blown peoples minds.'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-8199657419697071687</id><published>2009-11-04T22:59:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-04T23:16:36.397-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Bed ridden</title><summary type='text'>I'm just starting to recover from either a cold or the flu, whatever. Some debilitating illness that has made me feel like shit since Friday night. I'm definitely not over it and it's been a pain in the ass. It's been teasing me, I'll spend most of the evening thinking I'm recovering then, WHAM!, next thing I know I'm shivering uncontrollably and feeling like total shit. But hopefully, I'm coming</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/8199657419697071687/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=8199657419697071687' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8199657419697071687'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8199657419697071687'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/11/bed-ridden.html' title='Bed ridden'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-5101342656943277025</id><published>2009-10-29T04:50:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-29T05:29:48.665-04:00</updated><title type='text'>disheveled brain blast</title><summary type='text'>Random thoughts for this week:This week in sports has a high probability to suck, between the World Series, the Steelers' bye week and all the Favre nonsense, I'm expecting to be exasperated before Sunday.That said, the Penguins are fucking rolling the NHL currently and I'm enjoying it. Crosby dropped some science last night, banging out a hat trick in two periods against Montreal.It's Always </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/5101342656943277025/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=5101342656943277025' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5101342656943277025'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5101342656943277025'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/10/go-away-beach-dog.html' title='disheveled brain blast'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-5312817249895218547</id><published>2009-10-27T23:03:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-27T23:05:02.997-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Signs your NFL career is over</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/5312817249895218547/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=5312817249895218547' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5312817249895218547'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5312817249895218547'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/10/signs-your-nfl-career-is-over.html' title='Signs your NFL career is over'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-1076340272422889210</id><published>2009-10-20T03:50:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-20T04:21:16.871-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Living according to dharma, or maybe just the others</title><summary type='text'>Been a while since I posted, but between work and me being lazy it's been a busy time. Mostly I've been watching a lot of Lost. That show is like crack and I always seem to need another hit. Last week I watched 10 episodes in a row in a single sitting. My tendency toward slothlike behavior is astounding, I know. But yeah, I finally finished Season 4 tonight. Only one more to go and I'm all caught</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/1076340272422889210/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=1076340272422889210' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1076340272422889210'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1076340272422889210'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/10/living-according-to-dharma-or-maybe.html' title='Living according to dharma, or maybe just the others'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-8564660286075170575</id><published>2009-10-04T07:20:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-04T07:41:54.994-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Watch hockey you bastards</title><summary type='text'>I'm in the middle of a very long work period and it kinda sucks. Ten out of eleven days... I get Tuesday off. A Place to Bury Strangers is playing in Chapel Hill that night and I want to go, but I don't know if I'll be up for that drive in the midst of all this crap. Also I'd be going alone. Oh and I have another meeting on Wed. so I get to go in early for a 13.5 hour work day. Lovely.But that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/8564660286075170575/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=8564660286075170575' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8564660286075170575'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8564660286075170575'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/10/watch-hockey-you-bastards.html' title='Watch hockey you bastards'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-5281820320411202676</id><published>2009-09-25T07:34:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-25T07:39:20.736-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Solar Surf</title><summary type='text'>The Fuck Buttons are one of my favorite new artists. Not for the faint of heart, but they do have penguins in the video! Think I may try to check them out in Chapel Hill on Nov. 5, although this will require a night off work. Maybe I'll just take a week's vacation for my birthday or something. Open invite to one and all, but I'm not sure anyone else I know will enjoy it. Philistines.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/5281820320411202676/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=5281820320411202676' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5281820320411202676'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5281820320411202676'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/09/solar-surf.html' title='Solar Surf'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-3717082007721022278</id><published>2009-09-23T22:14:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-23T22:34:21.623-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The emerging science of teledildonics</title><summary type='text'>Been a good weekend. Saw a jazz legend. Sonny Rollins was amazing. That man is 79 years old! He blows it out. His band was amazing too. Such a good time. To set the mood, we went to Mama Dip's and had soul food for the ages. So tasty. The only downside was the drive. It's just a pain in the ass to go to Chapel Hill and back. Didn't help it was rainy and foggy on the drive back. Still was good to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/3717082007721022278/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=3717082007721022278' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3717082007721022278'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3717082007721022278'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/09/emerging-science-of-teledildonics.html' title='The emerging science of teledildonics'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-3096984727422510139</id><published>2009-09-15T00:55:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-15T00:56:01.718-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Something that made me smile</title><summary type='text'>Remember when Pittsburgh had a running game?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/3096984727422510139/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=3096984727422510139' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3096984727422510139'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3096984727422510139'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/09/something-that-made-me-smile.html' title='Something that made me smile'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-6216704285312344932</id><published>2009-09-15T00:15:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-15T00:32:58.916-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Bitch fest</title><summary type='text'>I can not describe how much working on Sundays make my life suck. I used to have this bright beacon of hope, as Sunday started my weekend and I could spend the whole day relaxing and watching football. Now, I try to "fit in" the early game with lack of sleep and then drive to work as the second game opens and half the time I will be forced to run the late game. Then during the night game I get to</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/6216704285312344932/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=6216704285312344932' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/6216704285312344932'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/6216704285312344932'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/09/bitch-fest.html' title='Bitch fest'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-3749604758052773443</id><published>2009-09-07T03:11:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-07T03:46:36.957-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Accelerating constantly toward some null point</title><summary type='text'>Today was the last Sunday of the year without NFL football. Mike described it as the worst week of the year and I'd have trouble arguing with him about it. Work tonight was mind-numbing. I know I say that a lot, but it just seemed to be moving in slow motion all night. I had a hard time focusing and was disinterested in pretty much everything on television. Brutal.Next week I won't have enough </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/3749604758052773443/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=3749604758052773443' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3749604758052773443'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3749604758052773443'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/09/accelerating-constantly-toward-some.html' title='Accelerating constantly toward some null point'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-6476268067789087190</id><published>2009-09-02T20:49:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-02T21:40:13.290-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fall approaches</title><summary type='text'>A very low key weekend. Monday I bummed around then watched True Blood with Trip. That episode was a little blah, I'm over the crazed town thing, but the show overall is pretty awesome. Only one more new episode this season, tho.After that I came home and watched Sword of Doom. A samurai movie starring the inimitable Toshiro Mifune. That guy is awesome. The movie was a little confusing, which may</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/6476268067789087190/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=6476268067789087190' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/6476268067789087190'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/6476268067789087190'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/09/fall-approacheth.html' title='Fall approaches'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-7567785911715162803</id><published>2009-08-27T02:10:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-27T02:33:15.385-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Mind infestation</title><summary type='text'>So here's a quick rundown of the stuff Ive been checking out lately. I'll open with Inglourious Basterds because it's amazing. I'm a Tarantino fan from way back, and this rates as one of his best, in my opinion. I'd say third overall, after Pulp Fiction and Reservior Dogs. Kill Bill is close, but I think I prefer the Basterds. It's not the movie I expected, but it's still amazing. I could rant </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/7567785911715162803/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=7567785911715162803' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7567785911715162803'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7567785911715162803'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/08/mind-infestation.html' title='Mind infestation'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-5177396475463017599</id><published>2009-08-22T01:48:00.008-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-22T15:54:55.400-04:00</updated><title type='text'>This is how I spent three hours on a Friday night</title><summary type='text'>This gets harder every year. Every team had a solid draft. Even the autodraft didn't completely screw over VA Sixpack (although it wasn't good to him either.) Toughest draft we've had so far, easily.But I'll put forth my best effort to make my picks relevant. In the past I've done pretty well. My first year of doing these rankings was less informative, but dead on. I believe I nailed the top </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/5177396475463017599/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=5177396475463017599' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5177396475463017599'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5177396475463017599'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/08/this-is-how-i-spent-three-hours-on.html' title='This is how I spent three hours on a Friday night'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-4118000661170163595</id><published>2009-08-18T22:40:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-18T23:02:32.826-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Prawns and prejudice</title><summary type='text'>I don't know why but I can't get over the feeling that it's Monday. This suck as I feel like my weekend is going way too fast. Whatever.I went to see District 9 and it was fantastic. Very well done and I loved the lead guy's transformation. Both literally and figuratively. I'm worried there may be a sequel and ruin it, but it was damn good by itself. A nice allegory on racism with cool special </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/4118000661170163595/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=4118000661170163595' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/4118000661170163595'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/4118000661170163595'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/08/prawns-and-prejudice.html' title='Prawns and prejudice'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-1748476400997244834</id><published>2009-08-11T02:36:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-11T02:56:07.179-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Bacon and egg sandwich</title><summary type='text'>The weekend finally arrives. Finally. It was a long week, but aren't they all. I watched the end of season 2 of Friday Night Lights and am currently starting the 3rd. Good stuff, although the 2nd season's being shortened did it no favors. Still, it's good stuff.I also watched the original Inglorious Bastards, which was serviceable. Not great, but I could definitely see the basic components that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/1748476400997244834/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=1748476400997244834' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1748476400997244834'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1748476400997244834'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/08/bacon-and-egg-sandwich.html' title='Bacon and egg sandwich'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-2160431630781428574</id><published>2009-08-05T17:11:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-05T17:12:18.261-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Don't mess with CNR</title><summary type='text'>Weird Al at his finest. Where's Jeff when I need him?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/2160431630781428574/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=2160431630781428574' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/2160431630781428574'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/2160431630781428574'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/08/dont-mess-with-cnr.html' title='Don&apos;t mess with CNR'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-612731352356079170</id><published>2009-08-05T05:56:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-05T06:29:09.435-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Dig, dig, dig</title><summary type='text'>So I got my new fantasy football logo from Trip and it's sweet. You'll note the championship ring, to honor last season's title. Here's hoping I get to add another ring to that photo next year.Survived the work week and then hung out with Kevin Sunday night and Monday. That was cool. We had a nice mock draft that featured lots of talk about clown rape and NFL public service announcements. Good </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/612731352356079170/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=612731352356079170' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/612731352356079170'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/612731352356079170'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/08/dig-dig-dig.html' title='Dig, dig, dig'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-2386927555979666813</id><published>2009-07-28T01:51:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-28T02:17:12.239-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Vacay update</title><summary type='text'>My vacation is winding down, only two days left and then back to the mindnumbing grind. But it's been pretty good so far.Went on a G-boro trip and had a decent time, although I learned to avoid Steak and Shake. (Highlights of that lesson included a super-slow wait staff, mediocre food and a waitress with a bubble butt and eyepatch.)The highlight was get together at Mike's parents mountain place. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/2386927555979666813/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=2386927555979666813' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/2386927555979666813'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/2386927555979666813'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/07/vacay-update.html' title='Vacay update'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-50174217492856245</id><published>2009-07-21T00:03:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-21T00:16:20.771-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I've a mind to eat you whole my friend</title><summary type='text'>Vacation. It's upon me. Honestly I haven't been anticipating this once a ton. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad to not have to work, but my plans aren't exceptional. Still it'll be good to hang with everyone. That's always a good time. Still, I think I'm concerned about not being able to fill up the time this week and boring myself by doing the same shit I always do. But we'll see.Today, the first day</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/50174217492856245/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=50174217492856245' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/50174217492856245'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/50174217492856245'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/07/ive-mind-to-eat-you-whole-my-friend.html' title='I&apos;ve a mind to eat you whole my friend'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-7583933509203338676</id><published>2009-07-16T07:15:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-16T07:28:13.149-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Rear Naked Choke</title><summary type='text'>I know it's been a coupla weeks but I've been working nonstop and feeling pretty forlorn on top of it. So the updating suffered as such. I'm only dropping this tidbit so you guys don't think I've given it up entirely. So here are a few quick notes:Dinosaur Jr. is still dominating my listening. Ocean In The Way is my favorite song so far this year.I'm reading Musicophilia by Oliver Sachs and it's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/7583933509203338676/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=7583933509203338676' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7583933509203338676'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7583933509203338676'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/07/rear-naked-choke.html' title='Rear Naked Choke'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-565162560941086993</id><published>2009-07-01T05:59:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-01T06:19:51.432-04:00</updated><title type='text'>This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!</title><summary type='text'>Had a really good day yesterday. It started off a little rocky, under four hours of sleep. But I refused to let it drag me down. Trip and I rolled up to the Noke for the day. Did a little light shopping, which of course means I spent a shit ton of money. But I needed some new shirts and a Big Lebowski DVD and a BPRD comic book... Ok fine, I'm an impulse buyer, sue me. I also nearly bought some </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/565162560941086993/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=565162560941086993' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/565162560941086993'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/565162560941086993'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/07/this-is-what-happens-when-you-fuck.html' title='This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-1152152844711081700</id><published>2009-06-26T07:20:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-26T07:35:00.241-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Been there all the time</title><summary type='text'>I feel like shit, which comes a little surprise. It's my own fault, really, I eat too much shit. Work is kicking my ass and I just flat out tired. That said, I love Dinosaur Jr. The new album Farm is incredible. I recommend it to everyone, everywhere. J. Mascis still shreds the guitar with tasty hooks layered with shoegaze vocals and Lou Barlow brings it all to a a nice froth. Wonderful. They are</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/1152152844711081700/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=1152152844711081700' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1152152844711081700'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1152152844711081700'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/06/been-there-all-time.html' title='Been there all the time'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-3228501279309150796</id><published>2009-06-24T22:49:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-24T23:04:18.874-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Busting makes me feel good</title><summary type='text'>Been keeping a low profile. Haven't much felt like posting, but thought I might break my silence for another of my dull ass posts. Not a lot going on. I finished The Razor's Edge by W. Somerset Maughm. It's very good, although it does talk a bit too much about the Parisian high society and who does what there. It can get a little thick, but still worthwhile.I'm now trying to finish Singularity </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/3228501279309150796/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=3228501279309150796' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3228501279309150796'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3228501279309150796'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/06/busting-makes-me-feel-good.html' title='Busting makes me feel good'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-427938928013004197</id><published>2009-06-10T05:12:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-10T05:26:14.195-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The collar of shame</title><summary type='text'>A few quick notes. Saw Up tonight and it was marvelous. Had a really sweet thread running throughout and I recommend it for young and old alike. There was also a Pixar short called Partly Cloudy, I think, that I may have liked more than the actual movie. We saw these in 3D and while I like 3D somewhat, I may be getting over it. It's more expensive, I gotta wear uncomfortable glasses over my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/427938928013004197/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=427938928013004197' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/427938928013004197'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/427938928013004197'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/06/collar-of-shame.html' title='The collar of shame'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-8715254877168042999</id><published>2009-06-09T00:19:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-09T00:33:15.643-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Tremendous Dynamite</title><summary type='text'>Saw The Hangover tonight and it is damn funny. I was laughing my ass off the whole damn time. So good. I won't get into details, because that can spoil the funny, but it's awesome. So good. Tomorrow Trip and I will be going to see Up, so here's hoping that's as good. Decidedly different, but good.Last night I completed my run through the Star Trek movies and all in all I'm glad I did it. I'd say </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/8715254877168042999/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=8715254877168042999' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8715254877168042999'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8715254877168042999'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/06/tremendous-dynamite.html' title='Tremendous Dynamite'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-3206459085750105670</id><published>2009-06-01T06:30:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-01T06:39:34.517-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Just small things</title><summary type='text'>Yeah, I'm glad the work week is done. It's been a bitch this week. Actually, it hasn't been that bad, but lots of little bullshit added up into a crappy week. Work moved very slowly and I was bored a lot. The book I was reading, Palahniuk's Pygmy was just not as good as I hoped it would be. The Penguins went down 0-2 in the Stanley Cup finals (don't get me started, I loathe the Red Wings with </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/3206459085750105670/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=3206459085750105670' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3206459085750105670'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3206459085750105670'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/06/just-small-things.html' title='Just small things'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-5561862129882533935</id><published>2009-05-26T01:26:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-26T01:46:34.296-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Serious nerd talk</title><summary type='text'>I've been lax on my posting I know, but I've been busy. Not doing anything constructive, but busy nonetheless. I'll start with my Star Trek movie update. I'm up to the seventh Trek and they have been up and down. Wrath of Khan is a work of genius and I really dug the Search for Spock as well. But it's a bit spotty after that.The Voyage Home annoys me with all the time travelling, save the whales,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/5561862129882533935/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=5561862129882533935' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5561862129882533935'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5561862129882533935'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/05/serious-nerd-talk.html' title='Serious nerd talk'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-5132852080797342846</id><published>2009-05-18T02:26:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-18T02:44:02.233-04:00</updated><title type='text'>From Hell's heart</title><summary type='text'>I'm exhausted, once again. Nothing new I suppose. It's a regular thing. But on top of it I'm feeling down. General malaise I suppose. This week wasn't particularly bad, actually. Just one of my weird mood swings.Anyway I watched Star Trek: The Motion Picture, (the first of my voyage into Star Trek's cinematic legacy) which I had heard was terribly dull. It was definitely slow paced. The director,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/5132852080797342846/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=5132852080797342846' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5132852080797342846'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5132852080797342846'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/05/from-hells-heart.html' title='From Hell&apos;s heart'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-3554318382367274246</id><published>2009-05-13T22:10:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-13T22:10:39.710-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Squirrel!!!!</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/3554318382367274246/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=3554318382367274246' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3554318382367274246'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3554318382367274246'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/05/squirrel.html' title='Squirrel!!!!'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-6220727239852343031</id><published>2009-05-12T03:57:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-12T04:18:56.535-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Boldy going where tons of nerds have gone before</title><summary type='text'>Saw the Star Trek movie with Trip tonight and I loved it. I've always been somewhat ambivalent about Star Trek, I think it's got some cool stuff going on, but it's also got a lot of strikes against it. The first being the sad ubergeek fanbase. Also it seemed significantly less cool that Star Wars when I was a kid. Of course, the prequels have done everything they can to erode that good will.So </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/6220727239852343031/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=6220727239852343031' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/6220727239852343031'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/6220727239852343031'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/05/boldy-going-where-tons-of-nerds-have.html' title='Boldy going where tons of nerds have gone before'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-5872017497452445750</id><published>2009-05-07T05:32:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-07T06:01:21.175-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Working with an asset</title><summary type='text'>And so the weekend comes to an end again. Sad. I've had some adventure. Waking up with a blue tongue and blue phlegm. A lovely feeling. Can't thank my neighbors enough. I'm stunned. Trip accused me of blowing Smurfs, but I usually just stick to the Keebler Elves.Anyway, what's kept me occupied these last coupla days has been Plants vs. Zombies, which is a new Popcap game. I'd recommend it to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/5872017497452445750/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=5872017497452445750' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5872017497452445750'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5872017497452445750'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/05/working-with-asset.html' title='Working with an asset'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-7750050658746933010</id><published>2009-05-05T03:56:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-05T03:57:38.878-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Zombie attack down under</title><summary type='text'>Good clean undead fun</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/7750050658746933010/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=7750050658746933010' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7750050658746933010'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7750050658746933010'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/05/zombie-attack-down-under.html' title='Zombie attack down under'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-5182899450481285044</id><published>2009-05-05T03:36:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-05T03:54:02.573-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Output suffering</title><summary type='text'>I've noticed that I'm currently on pace to have even fewer blogs this year than I have in years past. I'm not really thrilled by my current tendency to put off blogging for a week and then hammer my poor readers (is it even plural now?) with a leviathan post that amount to cliffnotes of all the entertainment I've been perusing. But, honestly, my life is not set up like it once was and blogging is</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/5182899450481285044/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=5182899450481285044' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5182899450481285044'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5182899450481285044'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/05/output-suffering.html' title='Output suffering'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-1576508311428380153</id><published>2009-04-29T23:14:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-29T23:43:13.573-04:00</updated><title type='text'>If you loathe something, set it free</title><summary type='text'>This weekend went by really quickly, but was fun. I'll start with Heroes. The finale came on Monday, I watched it and I think I'm done with that series for the moment. It's just got too many holes in it and characters that annoy me are the center of the story, while the guys I dig are relegated to the background. I mean, the show grabbed us with Hiro. His unrestrained joy at gaining his powers </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/1576508311428380153/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=1576508311428380153' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1576508311428380153'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1576508311428380153'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/04/if-you-loathe-something-set-it-free.html' title='If you loathe something, set it free'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-8180583171321123164</id><published>2009-04-25T07:46:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-25T08:02:39.629-04:00</updated><title type='text'>This post brought to you by Tylenol Cough Syrup</title><summary type='text'>Halfway through the work week and thought I'd drop you all a line. Work blows, nothing new there. I'm still dealing with allergies, although they seem to be receding somewhat, although it could be a ruse.Spent part of the evening talking to my brother, which was cool. We both talked longer than we intended and I fear it was mostly my fault. I find myself keeping people on the phone way too long </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/8180583171321123164/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=8180583171321123164' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8180583171321123164'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8180583171321123164'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/04/this-post-brought-to-you-by-tylenol.html' title='This post brought to you by Tylenol Cough Syrup'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-8884181346664178620</id><published>2009-04-22T15:39:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-22T16:32:16.653-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Hack, cough, wheeze, snarf</title><summary type='text'>Stick with me because I got a lot to cover. I'll start by bemoaning my allergies, which are kicking my ass up, down and all around. I'm constantly coughing and when I'm lying down and take a deep breathe I can hear a wheezing noise from my chest. No fun. But faithful reader, I write on for your pleasure despite my debilitating illness.I saw Monsters vs. Aliens in 3D last night and enjoyed it </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/8884181346664178620/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=8884181346664178620' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8884181346664178620'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8884181346664178620'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/04/hack-cough-wheeze-snarf.html' title='Hack, cough, wheeze, snarf'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-7165353154999854920</id><published>2009-04-17T07:13:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-17T16:04:38.437-04:00</updated><title type='text'>going nowhere</title><summary type='text'>Haven't posted in over a week because I've had a fairly busy week and been consistently tired. But I'll try to elucidate all of you, my loyal readers, on the highlights. I had a work meeting Wednesday, my day off, and that was great. But I did turn it around somewhat by making plans with Kevin and hanging with him and his fam. Was a good time. His daughters love me, why is it I only have that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/7165353154999854920/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=7165353154999854920' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7165353154999854920'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7165353154999854920'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/04/going-nowhere.html' title='going nowhere'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-5019372450027120816</id><published>2009-04-08T05:47:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-08T06:02:16.851-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Orange Peel Beef, boom yummy!</title><summary type='text'>So I managed to spend too much money again today. Trip and I hit up PF Chang's and gorged ourselves on it's bounty. It'd been a while and damn it was good. I also picked up a coupla graphic novels, one Hellboy: Conqueror Worm, which is excellent. The other is call Zombee and I've only read a couple pages, but it seems fairly terrible. I hate to admit it, but recently I've found myself drawn to my</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/5019372450027120816/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=5019372450027120816' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5019372450027120816'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5019372450027120816'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/04/orange-peel-beef-boom-yummy.html' title='Orange Peel Beef, boom yummy!'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-2861715130113377988</id><published>2009-04-06T00:58:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-06T01:20:24.874-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm gon' learn to read!</title><summary type='text'>Gah, the work week seems to keep getting longer. Was totally stunned tonight. but honestly that's like most nights. But at least the weekend is here now. Relaxing time.I finished Chip Kidd's The Learners this weekend and it's excellent. It's the sequel to The Cheese Monkeys, which I also read recently. Both are excellent and give an insight into the formation of design theory without boring the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/2861715130113377988/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=2861715130113377988' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/2861715130113377988'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/2861715130113377988'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/04/im-gon-learn-to-read.html' title='I&apos;m gon&apos; learn to read!'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-5326814226728887382</id><published>2009-03-30T22:39:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-30T22:41:20.860-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Your lounging needs fulfilled</title><summary type='text'>Finally someone has put together a comprehensive point by point look at the Snuggie and it's competitors. Enjoy it.In other news, the Torpedo sandwich at Quizno's gets a thumbs up from me.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/5326814226728887382/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=5326814226728887382' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5326814226728887382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5326814226728887382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/03/your-lounging-needs-fulfilled.html' title='Your lounging needs fulfilled'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-5630516903380319912</id><published>2009-03-30T02:52:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-30T03:21:11.220-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The soul still burns</title><summary type='text'>In years past, after the Super Bowl, I pretty much pretend there is no football until the draft. This season my fervor has not abated. Small wonder really. I mean, I did claim the TLB fantasy title (trophy still MIA) and, of course, Pittsburgh ran the table for their sixth Super Bowl victory. (I gotta tell you I really love writing that past sentence, I could write it every day.) So I've </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/5630516903380319912/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=5630516903380319912' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5630516903380319912'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5630516903380319912'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/03/soul-still-burns.html' title='The soul still burns'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-7991645366003846803</id><published>2009-03-23T06:23:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-23T06:44:38.723-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fight and make vampires bleed</title><summary type='text'>Gads what a horrible work week. So damn long and it's only four days. But it's every waking minute for four days. Friday night a depression descended on me and I've only just gotten over it. It was not aided by the fact that my meth-making neighbors were cooking this weekend and on top of that they had some lovely loud-ass music playing to wake me early on Sunday. Nothing like having Ludacris </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/7991645366003846803/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=7991645366003846803' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7991645366003846803'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7991645366003846803'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/03/fight-and-make-vampires-bleed.html' title='Fight and make vampires bleed'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-1575569595346389249</id><published>2009-03-19T00:34:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-19T01:07:02.687-04:00</updated><title type='text'>You can't take the sky from me</title><summary type='text'>Been a decent weekend all told. St. Patty's Day I spent too much on dinner, then Trip and I had several drinks and I pounded him at various fighting games. Some fun. And today I sat around and did very little. Which was nice. Very laid back, which I needed after such a trying week at work.I started watching Torchwood, which is the Doctor Who spinoff. Hasn't captured me yet, but I do enjoy it's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/1575569595346389249/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=1575569595346389249' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1575569595346389249'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1575569595346389249'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/03/you-cant-take-sky-from-me.html' title='You can&apos;t take the sky from me'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-3399740573745019164</id><published>2009-03-14T07:43:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-14T07:43:55.805-04:00</updated><title type='text'>It could happen here</title><summary type='text'>This picture is a sad, sad statement on humanity. The sad thing is that I'm actually surprised I didn't see this live in person in Martinsville</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/3399740573745019164/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=3399740573745019164' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3399740573745019164'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3399740573745019164'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/03/it-could-happen-here.html' title='It could happen here'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-339871706051215318</id><published>2009-03-11T15:44:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-11T15:45:54.716-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Roanoke Times fail</title><summary type='text'>I have to say the failblog has brought me many laughs, but scrolling through old entries brought me this gem. It really says so much about our area.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/339871706051215318/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=339871706051215318' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/339871706051215318'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/339871706051215318'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/03/roanoke-times-fail.html' title='Roanoke Times fail'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-79415797537255373</id><published>2009-03-10T23:52:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-11T00:00:43.286-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I will watch the Watchmen, apparently</title><summary type='text'>Finally got out to see the Watchmen movie, which was pretty damn good. I've been a fan of the comic for a long time and the movie held up fairly well. My one beef was with some of the soundtrack choices. They seemed a little hamfisted at times, Simon and Garfunkel's Sound of Silence being the worst offender. Still, definitely worth checking out.I would, however, recommend leaving your 7-8-</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/79415797537255373/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=79415797537255373' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/79415797537255373'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/79415797537255373'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/03/i-will-watch-watchmen-apparently.html' title='I will watch the Watchmen, apparently'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-7649820825059263753</id><published>2009-03-04T21:45:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-04T21:58:01.430-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Grrr</title><summary type='text'>So my work schedule is officially changed so that I work Thursday through Sunday. Awesome. My transformation into an antisocial hermit is now complete. I am required by law to grow a thick unmanageable beard and give "crazy eyes" to children. The fact that I had to drive into work today (Wednesday) to find out that schedule made is even better. The only upside was that I had dinner with Kevin, so</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/7649820825059263753/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=7649820825059263753' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7649820825059263753'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7649820825059263753'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/03/grrr.html' title='Grrr'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/Sa88vsCseZI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/O8OR-Vf--s8/s72-c/wtf.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-7163424231676258098</id><published>2009-02-28T07:09:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-28T07:10:58.954-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hypocrisy is the greatest luxury</title><summary type='text'>This study shows that lots of people are full of shit and like to throw stones despite their glass house.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/7163424231676258098/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=7163424231676258098' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7163424231676258098'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7163424231676258098'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/02/hypocrisy-is-greatest-luxury.html' title='Hypocrisy is the greatest luxury'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-8805775742627308696</id><published>2009-02-26T01:17:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-26T01:20:20.404-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Flashback!</title><summary type='text'>Got this photo emailed to me today. Not sure what the cause was exactly, but I'll take it. What makes it most enjoyable is the 70s pornstar stache that Adam is sporting here. I tell you, that guy in the photo has delivered a couple of pizzas and cleaned a couple of pools in his day... if you know what I mean. Wink wink, nudge nudge.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/8805775742627308696/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=8805775742627308696' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8805775742627308696'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8805775742627308696'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/02/flashback.html' title='Flashback!'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SaY0jU8otqI/AAAAAAAAAFA/USww_aA6L3E/s72-c/adam.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-1930478749236456232</id><published>2009-02-25T03:40:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-25T03:54:47.029-05:00</updated><title type='text'>the nerdiest nerd that ever nerded</title><summary type='text'>So I've been playing quite a bit of Street Fighter IV, which I'm enjoying despite it being fuck me hard. I'm debating picking up a joystick to make it a little easier. I'm not completely sold on that idea, but I'm debating it. Of course, there is a complete drought of the things on the Internet. They are sold out everywhere and who knows when the supply will be replenished. Probably the best </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/1930478749236456232/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=1930478749236456232' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1930478749236456232'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1930478749236456232'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/02/nerdiest-nerd-that-ever-nerded.html' title='the nerdiest nerd that ever nerded'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-8364810418458125696</id><published>2009-02-23T02:04:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-23T02:26:44.929-05:00</updated><title type='text'>And the Oscar goes to Jim Varney</title><summary type='text'>Watched the Academy Awards tonight and it was pretty good. I enjoyed it, although Trip seemed unsatisfied. But then again Trip is a joyless sack of shit that can't find the pleasure in anything. Every year he hates on the Oscars, which is the only award show worthy of my attention. Sure the system isn't perfect, but it's not completely useless. But for Trip the Academy lost all credibility when </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/8364810418458125696/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=8364810418458125696' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8364810418458125696'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8364810418458125696'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/02/and-oscar-goes-to-jim-varney.html' title='And the Oscar goes to Jim Varney'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-4481167800860554726</id><published>2009-02-19T22:49:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-19T22:52:15.888-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The underwear that's fun to share</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/4481167800860554726/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=4481167800860554726' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/4481167800860554726'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/4481167800860554726'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/02/underwear-thats-fun-to-share.html' title='The underwear that&apos;s fun to share'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SZ4o5z_Hl2I/AAAAAAAAAEw/wzIGOVOqxNA/s72-c/fundies.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-8252831549680466678</id><published>2009-02-19T01:11:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-19T01:24:26.167-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Airplane food bitch</title><summary type='text'>I'm totally addicted to Top Chef. I'm sure I've mentioned it before, but dammit this show pulls me in every time. Each Wednesday I could honestly watch every single previous episode from the season right up until the new one at 10p.m. It's got great competitors, especially the further you go in the competition. Chefs just seem to come with interesting personalities. You find someone to root for (</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/8252831549680466678/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=8252831549680466678' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8252831549680466678'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8252831549680466678'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/02/airplane-food-bitch.html' title='Airplane food bitch'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-7314608557875527809</id><published>2009-02-14T07:22:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-14T07:32:15.058-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Half awake in a fake empire</title><summary type='text'>So I listened to All Songs Considered's podcast for Valentine's Day about lesser known love songs. I love this type of show. It's four people, well educated in music, playing songs they like and commenting on them. There  seems to be a genuine affection between these people and it makes for a fun listen, even if all the tracks aren't to my particular taste.While at work last night I started </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/7314608557875527809/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=7314608557875527809' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7314608557875527809'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7314608557875527809'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/02/half-awake-in-fake-empire.html' title='Half awake in a fake empire'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-6422756324012091046</id><published>2009-02-11T01:11:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-11T01:29:19.766-05:00</updated><title type='text'>He ain't got no punk rock  rhythm</title><summary type='text'>I have been completely useless today. I didn't leave the house at all and barely got off the couch. I suppose that shouldn't come as much of a surprise. Trip's been ailing with the stomach flu and I've been forced to entertain myself. Sunday was easy, as I headed up to the Plaster household to exchange Xmas gifts. (My schedule and theirs are not easy to coordinate.) Had a awesome time, good food,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/6422756324012091046/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=6422756324012091046' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/6422756324012091046'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/6422756324012091046'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/02/he-aint-got-no-punk-rock-rhythm.html' title='He ain&apos;t got no punk rock  rhythm'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-8320888500103228315</id><published>2009-02-04T01:15:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-04T05:22:55.150-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Digital taxation, football, dead grubs</title><summary type='text'>Just filed my taxes online and it was rather painless. Had to pay some to Virginia, but it wasn't too bad. Usually I take them to someone else to work on, but I always kinda knew mine weren't that difficult, but I never felt like learning. I actually intended to continue that tradition, but when I went in today the place was packed and I didn't feel like waiting. So tonight I decided to finally </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/8320888500103228315/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=8320888500103228315' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8320888500103228315'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8320888500103228315'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/02/digital-taxation-football-dead-grubs.html' title='Digital taxation, football, dead grubs'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-9059122998168806359</id><published>2009-02-01T23:01:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-02T00:37:35.949-05:00</updated><title type='text'>SIX PACK!</title><summary type='text'>Man, that was some game. After the first half, with Harrison scoring that int. return TD to end the half, I thought it was totally over. Man I was wrong. The Cards showed some serious heart and pulled it back to take the lead. I was shitting my pants and beating my couch like it stole my wallet. Man, the highs and lows, I couldn't take much more. I'm so glad I don't have to feel like shit for a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/9059122998168806359/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=9059122998168806359' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/9059122998168806359'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/9059122998168806359'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/02/six-pack.html' title='SIX PACK!'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-530792413851089510</id><published>2009-01-29T15:17:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-29T15:17:58.073-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Shamblers ahoy</title><summary type='text'>This is awesome.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/530792413851089510/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=530792413851089510' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/530792413851089510'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/530792413851089510'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/01/shamblers-ahoy.html' title='Shamblers ahoy'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-6548123101991087376</id><published>2009-01-26T00:56:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-01T07:35:01.948-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Gourmet motherfucker! Do you speak it?</title><summary type='text'>So I had a wonderful meal this evening. Took Trip out for his BDay to 202 Market. (Please spare me the gay jokes, I didn't even get laid.) Actually, first we went to see Slumdog Millionaire, which was good. A fascinating look into the life of a "slumdog" in India. Seeing how street children survive and the living conditions and everything will throw a serious wake up call your way.Anyway, after </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/6548123101991087376/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=6548123101991087376' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/6548123101991087376'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/6548123101991087376'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/01/gourmet-motherfucker-do-you-speak-it.html' title='Gourmet motherfucker! Do you speak it?'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-8115281855018006829</id><published>2009-01-22T14:59:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T15:00:26.119-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Yes we can</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/8115281855018006829/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=8115281855018006829' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8115281855018006829'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8115281855018006829'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/01/yes-we-can.html' title='Yes we can'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SXjQVFBufSI/AAAAAAAAAEg/toKFUgtQkYY/s72-c/tomlin.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-1656970980818932022</id><published>2009-01-21T04:20:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-21T14:47:05.380-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Mumble, rawr, mumble, baarrrrrr</title><summary type='text'>OK I'll actually post something more than just a picture. I gotta say it's been a pretty damn good week: Steelers heading to the Super Bowl, the worst president in our history's reign is over and I've got half a buzz on. So I'm feeling good. There are only a couple more things that I would really want to go my way. If I get those, life will be perfect. Of course, that will never happen. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/1656970980818932022/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=1656970980818932022' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1656970980818932022'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1656970980818932022'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/01/ok-ill-actually-post-something-more.html' title='Mumble, rawr, mumble, baarrrrrr'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-8458047958333080572</id><published>2009-01-20T16:43:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-20T16:43:44.540-05:00</updated><title type='text'>nuff said</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/8458047958333080572/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=8458047958333080572' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8458047958333080572'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8458047958333080572'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/01/nuff-said.html' title='nuff said'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SXZFigEj4FI/AAAAAAAAAEY/MQDWAh4qghk/s72-c/douchebag.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-7500041658424446129</id><published>2009-01-18T22:23:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-18T22:28:49.444-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Super Bowl 43</title><summary type='text'>Steelers are in the Super Bowl!What more do I need to say?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/7500041658424446129/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=7500041658424446129' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7500041658424446129'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7500041658424446129'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/01/super-bowl-43.html' title='Super Bowl 43'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SXPzaKgD35I/AAAAAAAAAEQ/V2QbsB23D4E/s72-c/nfl_a_polamalu_576.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-786092064627521339</id><published>2009-01-13T04:44:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-13T05:31:08.485-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Big, bright and with astounding clarity</title><summary type='text'>So I'm having a good weekend. Started it off by visiting with Jill for a little while Sunday afternoon, which was fun. We finally exchanged Xmas gifts and she hooked me up with a sweet painting. From there I went to Trip's and watched the Steelers clobber the Chargers, which was nice. Pittsburgh looked better than they have all season, with that running game coming alive. So sweet. I'm nervous </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/786092064627521339/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=786092064627521339' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/786092064627521339'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/786092064627521339'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/01/big-bright-and-with-astounding-clarity.html' title='Big, bright and with astounding clarity'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-5713907307321453764</id><published>2009-01-09T03:24:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-09T03:50:27.160-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Bob Dylan wrote propaganda songs</title><summary type='text'>The last coupla days have been brutal. I've just been completely uninterested in working and wishing for a vacation that isn't likely to come anytime soon. Yesterday I came home and was completely glazed. I spent the entire evening once I got home plugged into my laptop playing Civilization 4. I swear that game is a time machine. I blink and 4-5 hours have passed and it's time for bed. But yeah, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/5713907307321453764/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=5713907307321453764' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5713907307321453764'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5713907307321453764'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/01/bob-dylan-wrote-propaganda-songs.html' title='Bob Dylan wrote propaganda songs'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-3583388641551105296</id><published>2009-01-07T06:10:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-07T06:10:28.964-05:00</updated><title type='text'>My feelings on going back to work today</title><summary type='text'>more animals</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/3583388641551105296/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=3583388641551105296' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3583388641551105296'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3583388641551105296'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/01/my-feelings-on-going-back-to-work-today.html' title='My feelings on going back to work today'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-3952239369756676890</id><published>2009-01-05T02:26:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-05T04:21:40.216-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Evil Penguin Top 20 Albums of 2008</title><summary type='text'>OK, fine I won't just bore you. I'll actually take some time and decide what my favorite albums of 2008 were. I was going to just do 10, but there were so many I went to 20. Here ya go.20 - Destroyer - Trouble In Dreams: A solid album by an artist I've grown to love in the last couple of years. Some quality tracks, but just not as exceptional as 2006's Destroyer's Rubies.19 - Saul Williams - The </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/3952239369756676890/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=3952239369756676890' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3952239369756676890'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3952239369756676890'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/01/evil-penguin-top-20-albums-of-2008.html' title='The Evil Penguin Top 20 Albums of 2008'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-1819291550811043087</id><published>2009-01-05T01:12:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-05T01:25:52.165-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Coma inducing blog post</title><summary type='text'>It's been a motherfucker of a week. Got called in on Tuesday, had to air a bunch of football games. Friday I had a hint of a cold when I left for work and it turned full blown by the time I arrived at work. Lots of sneezing, mucus and general ill will towards everyone around me.But enough bitching. I'm feeling better now. Watched football today, then smacked Trip around in Tiger Woods 09. Good </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/1819291550811043087/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=1819291550811043087' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1819291550811043087'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1819291550811043087'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/01/coma-inducing-blog-post.html' title='Coma inducing blog post'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-4067094830408982861</id><published>2009-01-01T03:48:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-01T03:48:23.032-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Bring on the kids</title><summary type='text'>23Created by OnePlusYou - Free Dating Sites</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/4067094830408982861/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=4067094830408982861' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/4067094830408982861'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/4067094830408982861'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2009/01/bring-on-kids.html' title='Bring on the kids'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-4730427305908620438</id><published>2008-12-30T03:28:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-30T03:53:34.056-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Non-football catch up post</title><summary type='text'>So I haven't really blogged in a week or two, aside from yesterday's glorious fantasy football braggadocio. So I'll catch everyone up. I've been busy working and actually having a social life. That's why I actually look forward to the holidays now, I get to interact with people. A nice change, I tell you. But yeah, got to hang with Adam, Mike and Shannon and Nick and Abbie. Watched some football,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/4730427305908620438/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=4730427305908620438' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/4730427305908620438'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/4730427305908620438'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2008/12/non-football-catch-up-post.html' title='Non-football catch up post'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-6583026616590160024</id><published>2008-12-28T23:21:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-28T23:39:32.248-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Evil Penguin reigns supreme!</title><summary type='text'>Fuck me what a day. I've been a complete basket case over the Techmo Lucky Breaks Fantasy Football League championship game. I slept in because I knew I'd be a nervous wreck, checking my scores, watching the games, yelling at the screen and I definitely did that. Toward the end of the 4p.m. games I decided to get out of the house and try to not brood about it all day.When I get back to Trip's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/6583026616590160024/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=6583026616590160024' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/6583026616590160024'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/6583026616590160024'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2008/12/evil-penguin-reigns-supreme.html' title='The Evil Penguin reigns supreme!'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-7307384922491194459</id><published>2008-12-19T04:24:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-19T04:49:36.588-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Put a record on and shut off that tv!</title><summary type='text'>I don't know if it's because I haven't had enough caffeine or if it's because I'm a lazy sack of shit, but I'm exhausted. I think it's just lots of little stress things and the time of year.I've been listening to a ton of music the last few days, trying to catch up with what the critics call the best albums of 2008. Some good stuff I missed. Crystal Castles self-titled album sounds like one part </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/7307384922491194459/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=7307384922491194459' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7307384922491194459'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7307384922491194459'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2008/12/put-record-on-and-shut-off-that-tv.html' title='Put a record on and shut off that tv!'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-5258184877988230079</id><published>2008-12-17T01:53:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-17T02:27:30.407-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Bang crash a wakka wakka</title><summary type='text'>So I watched the final episode of this year's Heroes last night and I gotta tell you, it's not that great. Everything is sooo incredibly convoluted, with time travel, heroes turning bad, villains turning good, two opposing companies (neither of which has clearly defined goals) and last but not least, serious plot holes. I wanna love this show. I loved it when everyone was bitching last season </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/5258184877988230079/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=5258184877988230079' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5258184877988230079'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/5258184877988230079'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2008/12/bang-crash-wakka-wakka.html' title='Bang crash a wakka wakka'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-6420456097225675681</id><published>2008-12-15T00:06:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-15T00:23:11.824-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Call back from the wishing well</title><summary type='text'>I'm having such a great weekend. The Steelers clinched the AFC North title, The Evil Penguin rolls into the TLB playoffs with good momentum and I won a $100 gift certificate to 202 Market. That's some good times there. Ohh and I just had a tasty albacore sandwich. What could be better? Ok I can think of a few things, but I'll take this and make do.Gonna try and finish my Xmas shopping tomorrow I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/6420456097225675681/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=6420456097225675681' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/6420456097225675681'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/6420456097225675681'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2008/12/im-having-such-great-weekend.html' title='Call back from the wishing well'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-2195873754307043567</id><published>2008-12-10T01:47:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T02:00:41.465-05:00</updated><title type='text'>misplaced time allotment</title><summary type='text'>Went Xmas shopping on Monday with Trip and we had a good time. I spent too much money, but I knew I would going in. I'm trying to tone it down some from last year and I still have several gifts to buy, but I'm succeeding so far.Today I played some more Gears of War 2 with Trip and that was fun. Seems like the game gets better as we progress, but there is some really cringe-worthy dialogue. Still,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/2195873754307043567/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=2195873754307043567' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/2195873754307043567'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/2195873754307043567'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2008/12/misplaced-time-allotment.html' title='misplaced time allotment'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-8656069355884781860</id><published>2008-12-01T00:49:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-01T01:03:21.009-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Steelers, steak and social networking</title><summary type='text'>It was a pretty good day today. I slept like a brick, feeling all snuggly as the wind and rain battered my window. Soo good. Then I get up and find that the Evil Penguin has rebounded from a lackluster Thanksgiving showing and is in the process of pounding the Leesburg Leghounds into submission (I think we all know what kinda pounding that takes). That win puts me into the driver seat for the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/8656069355884781860/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=8656069355884781860' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8656069355884781860'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/8656069355884781860'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2008/12/steelers-steak-and-social-networking.html' title='Steelers, steak and social networking'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-6494189203612882143</id><published>2008-11-25T16:13:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-26T15:00:21.044-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Twas the meatspin before Thanksgiving</title><summary type='text'>So Adam came in this weekend and we headed down to Nick's household for some good clean family fun. Watched a lot of football, yakked about fantasy stuff, debated politics and loaded gay porn on Nick's laptop. Ok, that last one was not so much family fun, I suppose, but a good time nonetheless. It was good getting out of my routine and seeing some good friends. I should do that sort of thing more</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/6494189203612882143/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=6494189203612882143' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/6494189203612882143'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/6494189203612882143'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2008/11/twas-meatspin-before-thanksgiving.html' title='Twas the meatspin before Thanksgiving'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-3574290398563194260</id><published>2008-11-18T22:44:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-18T23:10:34.751-05:00</updated><title type='text'>and so it ends</title><summary type='text'>My vacation is at an end. Sad. I did very little, honestly. Which suits me just fine overall, I suppose. Watched a little football this weekend. The Steelers managed to eke out a victory, which was nice. I really had some problems with a couple of the play calls offensively. But the defense is amazing. Man, great pressure, amazing coverage. They got it all. So that was fun.Fantasy-wise The Evil </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/3574290398563194260/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=3574290398563194260' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3574290398563194260'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3574290398563194260'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2008/11/and-so-it-ends.html' title='and so it ends'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-6244484708415025267</id><published>2008-11-15T01:59:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-15T02:24:49.385-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Wasted week or sweet relaxation?</title><summary type='text'>So I've been wasting my vacation fairly effectively. Watched a lot of movies, played some games, watched some tv and ate a lot of junk food. I'm not gonna complain because having the opportunity to destress was greatly needed and traveling always causes me stress. Sitting on my ass, does not.I did leave the nest tonight to go out to dinner with Jill. We decided to stay in Martinsville and see </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/6244484708415025267/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=6244484708415025267' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/6244484708415025267'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/6244484708415025267'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2008/11/wasted-week-or-sweet-relaxation.html' title='Wasted week or sweet relaxation?'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-4060300593080513468</id><published>2008-11-11T02:00:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-11T06:39:31.529-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A long week</title><summary type='text'>Seems it's been an eventful week since my last post. I'm on vacation, I bought a new computer, I turned 34 and there was something in the news about some elections going on.OMFG I now live in a blue state! How did that happen? We have a black president! A few years ago who thought that could happen? It's altogether shocking.But I won't get into all of that. It's been pretty much run into the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/4060300593080513468/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=4060300593080513468' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/4060300593080513468'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/4060300593080513468'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2008/11/long-week.html' title='A long week'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-7916248315678373218</id><published>2008-11-02T23:33:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-02T23:47:13.857-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Apples filled with razors</title><summary type='text'>Ahh yes, another fun filled week. Seems like I've been working a lot lately and it's not getting any easier this week. I work Tuesday because it's election night. Stunner. But at least when I finish up the week I get a full ten days off. That's right, vacation for E. I don't think I'm really gonna do a lot, just laze around, play some video games and read. May try to clean up my room, which I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/7916248315678373218/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=7916248315678373218' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7916248315678373218'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/7916248315678373218'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2008/11/apples-filled-with-razors.html' title='Apples filled with razors'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-1587713937404771513</id><published>2008-10-27T04:02:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-10-27T04:15:21.041-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Another crappy sports day</title><summary type='text'>Both the Steelers and my fantasy team lost today, making this a horrible sports day. I'm becoming more accustomed to fantasy losses, I always play the guy with the breakout player of the week, but Pittsburgh's loss is hard to take. Adam informed me that they played like girls, but I don't see how he concluded that. I mean, four quarters of slobber-knocking football against the defending NFL </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/1587713937404771513/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=1587713937404771513' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1587713937404771513'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/1587713937404771513'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2008/10/another-crappy-sports-day.html' title='Another crappy sports day'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-3219363479042423381</id><published>2008-10-26T07:42:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-10-26T07:43:11.337-04:00</updated><title type='text'>All that needs to be said</title><summary type='text'>See more funny videos at Funny or Die</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/3219363479042423381/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=3219363479042423381' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3219363479042423381'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3219363479042423381'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2008/10/all-that-needs-to-be-said.html' title='All that needs to be said'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6026373.post-3254524991289966381</id><published>2008-10-20T05:34:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-10-20T05:47:43.649-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Two in one</title><summary type='text'>So it's my second post in the same night. Yes I'm still very drunk and I've spent the evening listening to fan-fucking-tastic music that I know noone else I know will enjoy. It kinda sucks. I want to share my joy, but my musical tastes just don't jibe with most people. Hell, most of the things about me don't jibe with most people.Anyway, just because you people don't care, doesn't mean I'm not </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/feeds/3254524991289966381/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6026373&amp;postID=3254524991289966381' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3254524991289966381'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6026373/posts/default/3254524991289966381'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://evilpenguin9000.blogspot.com/2008/10/two-in-one.html' title='Two in one'/><author><name>eric</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07889808804297653749</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oz07-lY6Thk/SKUzYNawG4I/AAAAAAAAACg/zWNet38VIpU/S220/EvilPenguin2.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
