Rules to live by

So last night I made an effort to bone up on my Tenacious D knowledge, since they are in fact the greatest band ever. In doing so I saw some super-awesome promo stuff for their new movie "Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny" dropping in 2006.

I also found the 10 Commandments of the D. We should all live by these simple rules:

• 1. Never stop Rocking.
• 2. Legalize all drugs.
• 3. Quit your day job.
• 4. All Religion should be taxed.
• 5. Cut down on carbohydrates.
• 6. Fuck her gently.
• 7. Never believe what people tell you after a show.
• 8. Always take a spoon full of Metamucil after a heavy day of eating.
• 9. Get at least 9 hours of sleep a day.
• 10. Eatin' ain't cheatin'.

Everybody got that?