Tuesday, November 06, 2007

A whole nation of gutless whores

So I'm six beers in and pulling out the scotch. OK I'm probably not gonna drink much scotch, I have no need for a mega hangover, but I felt there was need for celebration. Firstly, and probably most importantly, the Steelers kicked the everlovin' shit outta the Ravens tonight. That always brings me joy. Secondly, that Steelers win allowed the Evil Penguin to defeat Mike's Danglers in Techmo Lucky Breaks action. (A win I didn't really expect.)

Finally, as of midnight, I am now 33 years old. Yes, the old BDay. I'm making an effort not to get all depressed and ignore all the crap going on I don't like. So I'm savoring my victories, Hoegaarden and the little things. Almost a third of a century. Think of the changes... when I was born you couldn't even log on to the intarwebs and listen to an overweight white American male complain about how horrible his life is.

Bodie and Rocket got me a cool Steelers t-shirt for my BDay. They are, of course, Trip's Boston Terriers. What's most impressive is not that they figured out how to use the internet with no opposable thumb, but that they pay that much attention to the things I like. They seem so focused on me giving them food or scratching them behind the ears most of the time.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Have you ever played tidily winks?

eric said...

No. And I have no idea what you're talking about right now.

Anonymous said...

I bet if I let you put it in the stink that would lift the mood of the overweight middle aged fat man. I'm right under your nose and you don't even know it.

Anonymous said...

Do I got your tongue? You remember me from Adult Friend Finder don't you? I live in the apartments off of Walnut & Franklin- memory foggy still? It's ok- you can come out.

Anonymous said...

I'm a 23 year old 135lb white male wanting to fulfill all your desires. DOMINATE ME NOW! I'll do anything to stifle that craving birthday boy.

Anonymous said...

Hey buddy, better watch the cornhole.

Anonymous said...

OK the above comment are frighting. Anyway, Happy B-Day E. Sorry I didn't get at you on the day of but I have been busy down here in good old Texas. Tell mom I said hello and Happy B-day. I'll give you guys a call when I get back to my house.

Later Bro

Anonymous said...

You're a gutless whore...